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No F*cks – Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
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Hot Mess on Rye – Classic Cotton Unisex t-shirt
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I Peed a Little – 5 Panel Cap
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Now Serving Midlife Crisis – Eco Tote Bag
Now Serving Midlife Crisis – Eco Tote Bag
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No F*cks – Eco Tote Bag
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Where Are My Glasses? – Eco Tote Bag
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Hot Mess on Rye – Classic Cotton Unisex t-shirt
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My Wife is a Hot Flasher – Oversized heavyweight hoodie
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Now Serving Midlife Crisis – Oversized heavyweight hoodie
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No F*cks – Unisex ringer t-shirt
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My Wife is a Hot Flasher – Crewneck Oversized heavyweight sweatshirt
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Now Serving Midlife Crisis – Fitted Unisex t-shirt
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No F*cks – Oversized heavyweight hoodie
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No F*cks – Cotton Unisex t-shirt
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About Us

GenSando is a humor-meets-humanity lifestyle brand for the Sandwich Generation—those juggling parents, kids, careers, and their own midlife mayhem. We create content, community, and merch that bring relief, recognition, and laughter to people holding it all together. Our mission is to make caregiving and aging feel less isolating and a lot more human (and hilarious).

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Smells like Everyone Needs Something – Scented soy candle

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Smells like lavender, white sage, and that one nerve you have left. Light it when you’ve answered one too many texts, cooked one too many meals, and can’t remember the last time you sat down.


• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Burns for 50–60 hours

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How We Roll (and Toast)

GenSando’s mission is to rebrand midlife from burnout to breakthrough.‍We believe humor is a survival skill, empathy is strength, and community is the secret ingredient that holds the whole sandwich together.We serve men and women equally, with content that’s both data-backed and deeply human — the kind that makes you laugh, nod, and text your sibling, “This is so us.”

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Gensando prints your goodies only when you really want them—no sad stacks of unused stuff haunting a warehouse. Order thoughtfully, save the planet, earn good karma.

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Each purchase fuels the Gensando movement and helps us keep creating with heart and humor. Thanks for being part of the magic.

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