Now Serving: Midlife Crisis Fitted Tee - Humor for Aging Parents Caregivers

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Today’s special: a heaping plate of chaos with a side of self-discovery. Soft, flattering, and seasoned to perfection.

Fit note: Our tees run on the snug side.
If you prefer a little extra breathing room, size up and thank us later.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size Label	Length	Width
XS	27	16 ½
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

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